barnacles34
he/himJoined Mar 2026Updated Jul 2026
8 stories (9 chapters)
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barniforous barney barnini barnycopter barn-barnes barnaby barns-n-noble bar-par-barn barnacles the thirty fourth
Intro
gawon gawon gawon gawon g, you already know how it goes......
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omg qtest
ill give you the most amazing wienering i stg
what if i give you a backshot for every flower you send me
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Freaking love u.
@J Muns nou
wanna trade :3
You're adorable.
one BILLION kisses for the barn. two TRILLION kisses for the barn. barnaby orthwello, arizona state university, go devils
@0cta9on naturally occurring octagon
barney :]
@kooya koompala koompala koompala koompala
barn
@defmaybe deffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
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@gray you’re after my heart… and you have it…. :swoon:
I finally get why you dont like milk barney, its bcs youre lack toes intolerant!
@mascarponny middle finger
@barnacles34 @toshyun domestic violence
@barnacles34 If you’re lack toes intolerant that means you intolerant of not having me so that means Barny loves me :sitt:
@toshyun Like literally
Keep sending me flowers and see how amazingly I romance you you damn cutie <3
thank you for the flower barney! i kiss you mwah mwah :)
@mossandink enjoy the post-dissertation feeling!!!
do u like gawon
@orenji No lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backward, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in the rain, in a train, on a plane, in a car, on a motorcycle, the back of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffing, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earth quaking, sheet gripping, knuckle cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jittering, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, detectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell dissolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and id still ride.
@barnacles34 i ain’t reading all that buddy
@orenji i will.
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thank you for the beautiful flower barnacles ... here is a bouquet i made for you in return!!! 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧
@majorblinks majorblinks you are, put simply, a GOD. with love, barnacles
mr. 34, where mr rager and ryujin
@0cta9on ermmmmm
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@0cta9on NOOO PLEASE I'LL WRITE A SIGNIFICANTLY BETTER VERSION OF IT SOON.
@barnacles34 all writers do is LIE (i am writers </3)
