barnacles34
he/himJoined Mar 2026Updated May 2026
6 stories (3 chapters)
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barniforous barney barnes barnaby barns-n-noble barnacles the thirty fourth
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i writt
more seriously: i write as a way to celebrate my favorite books. as caps termed it: literary gooning.
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Keep sending me flowers and see how amazingly I romance you you damn cutie <3
thank you for the flower barney! i kiss you mwah mwah :)
@mossandink enjoy the post-dissertation feeling!!!
do u like gawon
@orenji No lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backward, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in the rain, in a train, on a plane, in a car, on a motorcycle, the back of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffing, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earth quaking, sheet gripping, knuckle cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jittering, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, detectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell dissolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and id still ride.
@barnacles34 i ain’t reading all that buddy
@orenji i will.
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thank you for the beautiful flower barnacles ... here is a bouquet i made for you in return!!! 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧
@majorblinks majorblinks you are, put simply, a GOD. with love, barnacles
mr. 34, where mr rager and ryujin
@0cta9on ermmmmm
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@0cta9on NOOO PLEASE I'LL WRITE A SIGNIFICANTLY BETTER VERSION OF IT SOON.
@barnacles34 all writers do is LIE (i am writers </3)
he writt the gawon
@Valentine Drifter i might write wlw with anna and gawon :floosh:
@barnacles34 :pog: sooin in the background malding
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