Set in a world where K-pop is a porn industry and porn itself is way more lenient for public consumption. Celebrities flashing their assets on national TV channels is a common view
Previously: The new season is kicking in—most of the old cast returns. Unfortunately, Somin can’t be with us. No fear. A family member comes to fill the hole, Kang Hanna. Together, they are ready to entertain their loyal viewer with renewed spirit.
For the first iconic episode, we need iconic guests. Taeyeon, Tiffany, Yoona, and Yuri, Girls’ Generation, are visiting us.
The race is simple. The players need to collect points by playing games. The top team will get the prize, and the bottom team will get the punishment.
The first game is called Run Devil Run. A big artificial mud field is made like an arena and divided into five zones with various challenges. In each round, one team will be the attacking team. The rest will be the defending teams, and each team occupies each zone. The attacking team will need to finish all the zones as fast as possible.
Everyone tried their best. There were some schemes. In the end, thanks to his wit and Seokjin’s foolishness, the yellow team, Haha and Tiffany, won the first game.
Result
1st Haha x Tiffany (+100 points)
2nd Kangjeon x Hanna (+70 points)
3rd Kwangsoo x Jihyo (+50 points)
4th Jongkook x Yoona (+30 points)
5th Jaesuk x Taeyeon (+20 points)
6th Seokjin x Yuri (10 points)
After having lunch together, the players arrived together in the second venue with fresh clothes. The arena was a standard swimming pool with a round platform that could hold just 6 people at once, floating right at the center. There were two microphone stands on the platform, complete with the microphones.
Kwangsoo: “Ah~ Just by looking at it already makes me tired.”
Kangjeon: “I guess we need to swim to that platform.”
Haha: “Anyway, the lunch was delicious.”
Yuri: “But Seokjin-oppa seemed unable to enjoy it.”
Jaesuk: “Why?”
Tiffany: “He is still bitter that our team betrayed him.”
Seokjin didn’t say anything and just smiled bitterly.
Jaesuk: “Why are you letting it get into your skin?”
Haha: “Hyung! It’s Running Man. It’s not like it’s your first time getting betrayed.”
Seokjin: “I’m not angry because of that. I’m angry because I got the feeling that I shouldn’t trust Haha, but I did anyway.”
Seokjin spent the rest of their chatting time explaining that he wasn’t angry, but the members kept teasing him.
They were standing orderly close to the edge of the pool and stayed together with their team—from left to right: Kangjeon, Hanna, Jongkook, Yoona,
PD: “Welcome to the second game. The name of the game is Hoot.”
Since the name of the game was inspired by Girls’ Generation’s song, everyone mimicked the iconic dance move from the music video and hummed the lyrics.
PD: “The game is simple. We will play a song, and if you know the song, you can reach the platform. You grab one of the mic stands and shout ‘challenge’. If you do, you are locked. You become the singer and can’t be removed. You need to sing the song, and if you can reach 80 points on the karaoke machine, you will pass.
“Each team needs its two members to pass. The faster the team clears the game, the better its position will be.”
Hanna: “So, the people who sing can be from different teams?”
PD: “Exactly.”
Seokjin: “Which one is better: finish the round as an individual or as a team?”
Jongkook: “It depends on the situation.”
PD: “But, if you sing and fail to get 80 points, you can’t participate in the next round.
“You can disturb the singers, but only three people are allowed to get on the platform, excluding the singers.
“You can disturb the singers, but you can’t move him/her from their singing position or out of the platform. You also can’t cover their mouth.
“Of course, you can also prevent the other players from reaching the platform.”
Tiffany: “So, basically, we can do anything?”
Jihyo: “I think so.”
Yoona: “Jongkook-oppa, you need to let me pass first.”
Taeyeon: “Why tho?”
Yuri: “Because it will be harder if Jongkook passes first and leaves Yoona behind. The other players will not let her reach the mic. They will block her so her team can’t clear the game.”
Kangjeon: “It’s better for Yoona to clear the game first, then Jongkook follows. Thus, their team will clear the game more easily.”
Jaesuk: “Seems like the keyword is ladies first.”
Yuri: “You heard that, Oppa? You need to let me clear the game first.”
Seokjin: “Why should I?”
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