Set in a world where K-pop is a porn industry and porn itself is way more lenient for public consumption. Celebrities flashing their assets on national TV channels is a common view
The largest theme park in South Korea, Everland, Yongin. Here, a new chapter of our beloved adult variety show would begin its first step with a new, fresh spirit.
Jaesuk, Seokjin, Haha, Jongkook, Kwangsoo, Kangjeon, and Jihyo walked together to the square, entering the frame, with numerous staff members present before them. They talked as they walked, close as usual. The men wore suits while Jihyo wore a white satin dress cut-out that showed a glimpse of her cleavage, which jiggled as she walked, distracting all the male crew members.
As they entered the frame, they bowed, greeting the staff.
They stood in a row in the frame—from left to right: Kwangsoo, Haha, Seokjin, Jaesuk, Jongkook, Jihyo, and Kangjeon.
Jaesuk: “Annyonghaseyo. It’s been a while.”
Haha: “Annyonghaseyo.”
Jihyo: “Oh! It’s freezing.”
Kangjeon: “Are you alright, Noona?”
Jongkook: “It’s January. Why are you making Jihyo wear a dress?”
Jihyo: “When I heard I would wear a dress, I thought we would do the opening indoors.”
Kangjeon: “Here, wear my jacket.”
Like a gentleman, Kangjeon took off his jacket and put it on Jihyo’s shoulder.
Jihyo: “Oh! Thank you, Kangjeon-ah.”
Jaesuk: “Whoa, look at Kangjeon. What a gentleman. (Seokjin) Hyung, why didn’t you do what Kangjeon did?”
Seokjin: “Why should I? I’m freezing too.”
Seokjin’s chirp made everyone giggle.
Seokjin: “Also, it’s not as cold as yesterday. It’s getting warmer.
Kwangsoo: “That’s right. It’s a bit warmer now.”
Jaesuk: “Anyway, it has been 8 months since the second season.
“We are back for the third season!”
Haha: “Yay!”
Led by Jaesuk, everyone applauded.
Jaesuk: “Uh... Jongkook-ssi.”
Jongkook: “Yes, Hyung?”
Jaesuk: “Aren’t you looking tired? Is the life of a married man hard?”
Haha: “Woo~ Married~ Woo~”
Haha and Kwangsoo teased Jongkook, making him blushing followed by a shy laugh.
Jongkook: “Why are we talking about my marriage now?”
Kwangsoo: “His muscle shrank slightly. He must be too busy to visit the gym since he visits his wife in bed.”
They were having fun teasing Jongkook.
Jaesuk: “That’s right. He is thinner now. It makes him ugly.”
Jongkook: “Ugly? Looks who’s talking.”
Jaesuk gave a bitter smile as Jongkook jabbed back at him.
Jaesuk: “Also, Jihyo, wow!”
Knowing it was her time to shine, Jihyo gave Kangjeon’s jacket back and flaunted her glamorous appearance. The cut-out of her satin dress exposed a part of her cleavage and bare back. Everyone could see her nipple slipping faintly from the side and behind.
Seokjin: “You’re so bold.”
Kwangsoo: “I can see her nipple from here.”
Jihyo: “Ya! You pervert!”
Kwangsoo: “Why are you angry at me? The way you’re dressing is asking me to look at your tits.”
Jongkook: “After the second season, Jihyo is getting bolder.”
Kangjeon: “That’s right. She is now confident enough to take a sassy modelling job. Last time, I saw her ads showing her playing with a dildo.”
Seokjin: “Whoa, really?”
Jihyo: “It’s a vibrator. It’s from a famous brand.”
Seokjin: “Are you naked?”
Jihyo shyly nodded.
Kwangsoo: “Not only naked. She also flashes her pussy and tits so openly. The advertisement only appears past midnight tho. I have recorded it.”
Jaesuk: “Ya! Don’t make it weird.”
Kwangsoo: “Noona, since you’re going as far as wearing a revealing dress, why don’t you flash your assets to the camera?”
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