One Shot
Pretty Rude
Complete
this is a cringe crack fluff fic involving Carmen and a delivery driver.
Alternative music for Filos to get that whole filo twitter au vibe:
+969 328 2006
March 5 9:25 A.M.
Good morning! Please prepare to receive your parcel. ETA: 5 minutes. Thank you!
9:25 A.M.
Where are you? I’ve been standing outside for 10 minutes now.
9:40 A.M.
+969 328 2006
OMG I AM SO SORRYY
I JWU
ARE YOU STILL THERE
11:00 A.M
What do you mean “Are you still there?” It’s been over an hour.
11:00 A.M
+969 328 2006
WHERE’S MY PARCEL THEN?
and don’t you like
need to document your deliveries or smth
11:01 A.M.
Have you looked outside?
11:01 A.M.
+969 328 2006
ARE YOU BEING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?
WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY PACKAGE
11:05 A.M.
I just threw it over the gate lol not my fault you weren’t responding
11:05 A.M.
+969 328 2006
YOU WHAT????
so let me get this straight
since I wasn’t RESPONDING because I was SLEEPING
you thought it was a GREAT IDEA to just YEET MY PACKAGE??
11:07 A.M.
Over the gate, yes.
11:07 A.M.
+969 328 2006
DO YOU HEAR YOURSELF RN???
I am absolutely reporting this to your company.
11:07 A.M.
Go ahead lol
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+969 328 2006
March 10 11:20 A.M.
Good morning! Please prepare to receive your parcel. ETA: 10 minutes. Thank you!
11:20 A.M.
+969 328 2006
Oh god it’s you again
Can you PLEASE deliver it NORMALLY this time
You have no other excuses
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