Anglerfisheshes

jan 28, 2026, 7:14 AM

yujinieee

i have the whole day off

the WHOLE day

i don’t know what to do with myself

Jang Wonyoung

Go outside.

Touch some grass.

Or whatever the youngsters would like to call it.

yujinieee replied to jang wonyoung

Or whatever the youngsters would like to call it.

you’re 21

twenty-one

2ne1

fuck you mean “youngsters”

Might as well be a member of 2NE1.

With all the hate I’m getting you would think I’m 32.

actually

fair

YUjinieee replied to jang wonyoung

Might as well be a member of 2NE1.

ALSO NO!

You love me so much 💕💕.

Don’t worry I won’t leave IVE.not the point

but awww

i would never leave you tooI said IVE.spoilsport…

back to my shit

YUjinieee replied to jang wonyoung

Go outside.

i did go outside btw for your information

fyi

took in some much needed vitamin CCongratulations for finally going outside.

Also, it’s Vitamin D.

Not C.

And with the condition of the Ozone Layer.

It’s probably radiation you’re absorbing.….

that is why I dont go outside…

i stood on the balcony for four minutes

it was too much

went back insideAhn Yujin.
????

im sorryy
I didn’t even say it yet?

yeah but you said my name

with a period

whatever ive done sorry

I’m just saying.

You need a hobby.

i have a hobby

Gaming doesn’t count.

gaming

YUjinieee replied to jang wonyoung

Gaming doesn’t count.

okay damn you know me to well

but its a goodd gammeee

It rots your brain.

it relaxes da brain

anyways enough about me

watcha doin?

Skincare.

After this lunch with mom and Jinyoung-unnie.

You know.

Being a normal functioning person in a society.

Yujinieee replied to jang wonyoung

After this lunch with mom and Jinyoung-unnie.

tell auntie and unnie i said hi

I will.

Yujinieee replied to jang wonyoung

Being a normal functioning person in a society.

must be nice

having a life

Ahn Yujin you are an idol.

And perhaps you have a day-off.

having a day off and having a life are completely different things

one is a schedule and one is a needed function

Wow.

You actually made some sense?

right??

i think i’m onto something

jan 28, 2026, 8:00 AM

okay i’m making eggs

wish me luck

You need luck to make eggs?

i’ve had a complicated relationship with the stove

kinda like a situationship

the one where you were giving it your all

found out that bitch have a girlfriend

we don’t talk about it

Oooohhh bars.

Did I use that right?

yes you used that right

I’m cool now.

😎😎😎

Also just scramble the eggs.

i keep messing up scrambled egge

Don’t tell me you messed up scrambled eggs.

jan 28, 2026, 8:12 AM

so 😁😁😁

hypothetically

what does it mean if they turned a little grey

Ahn Yujin.

sorryyy

i think i turned up the heat to high

or im too hot

theyre edible

Do NOT eat gray eggs.

they’re more of a... silver tbh

THROW THEM AWAY.

they tasted fine actuall

the pan is a little black though.

is that normal

I can’t look at this.

Call your mom.

she’ll worry

CALL YOUR MOM

[YUjinieee is calling jang wonyoung…]

NOT ME!

i thougt youre mommy

Ahn Yujin your actual, mother.

ohhh

Jan 28, 2026, 9:02 AM

Us.

hahaha

that is indeed us

Jan 28, 2026, 11:14 AM

speaking of us

i found an old video of us

from like 2022

we were so little omg

sho cute

We always look cute.

Which one?

that awards show backstage video

you’re doing your makeup

and i keep poking your cheek

I remember that.

I was so annoyed at you.you don’t look annoyed

you’re smiling the whole time

Both can be true at the same time.

fairs

lmaooo

we were so different back then

We’re we now?

i don’t know

i think i was more like. trying to prove myself

to everyone.

all the time

I know.

was it obvious

A little.

But in a good way.

Like you really wanted it.

I always liked that about you.

wonyy...

Don’t get weird about it.

i’m not getting weird

it’s just you don’t say nice things often

so when you do i really feel it

Well.

You’re easier to say nice things to than most people.

...Don’t tell the others I said that.

my lips are sealed

On mine I hope?

stop flirting

im emotional

jan 28, 2026, 1:32 pM

How’s the rest of your day going?

watching a documentary about deep sea creatures

eating crackers in bed

pretty good honestly

That sounds genuinely depressing.

Just make sure to not leave any crumbs.

it’s PEACEFUL

YUjinieee replied to jang wonyoung

Just make sure to not leave any crumbs.

im clean

the deep sea is so comforting

The deep sea is where things go to be in the dark forever.

exactly

Ahn Yujin.

i’m kidding i’m kidding

the anglerfish just reminded me of you a little

That’s the one with the light on its head?

yea

like it’s weird looking

but it makes its own light

and other things just come to it

That’s actually beautiful.

Minus the weird looking stuff.

don’t make it weird

You are the one that made it into a metaphor!

lol

fair

jan 28, 2026, 2:30 pM

Eating right now.

Mom took it.

MOTHER,

tell aunte and unnie i said hi again

I did.

Have you eaten already?

the crackers

Real food Ahn Yujin.

crackers are real food.

Ahn Yujin.

no no i havent yet

Well you should.

i will when i get hungry

eat well wony

I will.

You better eat later.

yes maam

Jan 28, 2026, 4:10 PM

okay

now im hungry

i’m ordering food

what should i eat

Me.

Jjajangmyeon.

i had that yesterday

So?

It’s good?

delicious yeah

but

im not like you

you eat the same six foods every weeki need variety

You eat crackers in bed.

What I eat, they are good foods.

what if i got sushi

or ramen

Yum.

That sounds delicious actually.

or just convenience store stuff

nvm

Did I use that right?

yes you used it right

Yes!

Back to the topic at hand.

Yujin it’s your day off.

Please eat a real meal.

okay okay

jjajangmyeon it is

I said that fifteen minutes ago

i needed to arrive there myself

jan 28, 2026, 6:07 PM

Yujin.

Yah?

What does “Lowkirkenuinely” mean?

im gonna need you to sit down

Who’s the man in the picture?

I’m sitting.

so basically its

lowkey

kirk

genuinely

basically having to be lowkey and genuine tooOh.

Kind of like if you’re shy, but you’re also authentic?

Am I getting it right?

i mean yes?

Nice!

What does “kirk” mean though?

boy oh boy where do we even start

Huh?

Just what is “Kirk”?

Charlie Kirk

Who’s Charlie Kirk?

we…

Huh?

We are Charlie Kirk.

What…?

jan 28, 2026, 9:01 PM

wait

wonyoungie?

Yeah?

youre always thinking deep tknow that

like pilosopers

phylosopher

Philosophers?

pilospher

fuck it socrates

I'm Socrates now?

yes

you ask questions that make people think

youre good at advices

and you're kind of annoying about it

I'm choosing to take that as a compliment.

you should

wony

Yeah?

do you ever feel like you actually know yourself

or do you just know the version of you that you show people

jan 28, 2026, 9:15 PM

That's a big question for 9 PM.

i know i know

forget it

No.

I think about it too.

yeah?

I don't know if there's a difference anymore.

Maybe the showing becomes the knowing eventually.

that's scary

Or freeing.

Depends on the day.

jan 28, 2026, 11:11 PM

hey

today was actually a good day

Yeah?

didn’t really do anything

but it felt full somehow

you know

Yeah. That’s the best kind.

talking to you was part of it

ust so you know

You’re getting sentimental again.

i’m allowed!!

feelings hit different at night.

it’s science

You should get some sleep.

i will

hey wony

Yeah?

next day off let’s actually spend it together

for real this time

I’d love that.

Let’s do that.

🫶

🫶

Goodnight Yujinieee.

night 🌙

jan 29, 2026, 12:21 AM

yujinie?
Yah?

im awake in case youll ask

you’re responding so yah kind of got that.

but yeah would’ve asked.

so good.

good girl?

good girl.

yes!

why arent you asleep yet?

Why aren’t YOU asleep yet?

thinking

of what?

nothing is interesting enough to be thinking about at 12

you

Oh.

never mind something is interesting enoug.

how about you?

why arent you asleep yet?

cant sleep

dunno

well ill be here

…

Have I ever told you about the UFO I saw?

yes

multiple times

oh

never mind then

go to sleep

no no

actually do tell me again

i think some of it are foggy in my head

call

you just wanna see me

is that wrong

not really

ill call

you better not sleep on me

ill try my best

[Jang wonyoung is calling yujinieee…]