What happens when your girlfriend loses her mind because of Pokemon Champions?
“OH FUCK YOU!”
You suddenly heard a shout in the other room. You see Chaeryoung, your lovely idol girlfriend screaming and flipping off her phone as she throws it onto the couch.
She was playing that new Pokemon game again, the one where you only do battles and don’t explore. And since they are on a short break before resuming their world tour, of course Chaeryoung will use her dayoffs efficiently and try to be the best trainer ever.
And now you can see her, bashing the pillow beside her profusely as her discarded phone plays the battle sequence.
Archaludon used Electro Shot!
Archaludon absorbed electricity!
Archaludon’s Sp. Atk rose!
Her poor Sylveon takes the whole laser head first before dramatically fainting.
Sylveon fainted!
You lost to JeyWhyPapi!
She groans into the couch dramatically as the screen plays her cute avatar, she spent all of her VP on sadly look dejected and play their lose animation
“You’ll get ‘em next time, champ” You say to her as she raises her head, her hair all over the place as she tries to smile and stay positive.
“Yeah..I’ll beat them next time, and I’ll finally get to the Master Ball Tier! Fuck those stupid weather teams!”
You hop into the hate train with her as she talks about stupid weather teams, and listen as she rants and rants about how people who use weather teams should-–[REDACTED]
20 minutes later…
Whimsicott used Charm!
Staraptor Contrary inverted the stat change!
Staraptor Attack sharply rose!
Now you see her poor team get mauled by a big emo looking bird, as the frustrated Chaeryoung buries her face into your chest. Mumbling soft profanities towards the trainer she was against.
Staraptor used Close Combat!
It's super effective!
The Kingambit she nicknamed “Queen Gambit” couldn’t do anything but sit there as the emo bird was much faster than her. The Focus Sash was already broken by an early Moonblast from the opposing Whimsicott, as Close Combat finishes the battle
Kingambit fainted!
Staraptor's Defense and Sp. Def rose!
You lost to Xxx_y3dong_xxX!
And somehow she is now back to the Great Ball Tier, going on a lose streak because of Archaludons and Mega Straraptors.
“I wanna kill myself…” her muffled voice echoes through your chest
“Hey, no, we don’t say that~” Your gentle parenting comes out as you rub her back.
“It’s just a game Chaery~, No need to be so down”
Her head jolts up as her face was painted with offense.
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