🚂 Introduction 🚂

Hello, passengers! I am your train conductor for this crazy journey, Yoda! The author who still haven’t watched Star Wars and still has no Tzuyu fic under his name

This book will be filled with One shots, rants, very short random ass stories, experiments, and so much more stuff! I really don’t know why I decided to make this, but it’s a good excuse to write, even the shortest of stories and also a fun archive.

Yes, this is very much inspired by Box’s scrap box, Qwib’s qwibbles, dandan’s message history and more! 

And since I am your conductor for your journey riding in the TzuTzu train, let me formally answer some questions my head made up just for this introduction ~

Q: Any other hobbies besides being a slave for the shrine?

A: Well fortunately I am about 7 months sober from League of Legends, and now I am into Racing. Currently learning how to play Assetto Corsa Competizione and Le Mans Ultimate since I found out I like GT racing more than F1.

I also liked playing strategic card games like Marvel Snap, League of Runeterra and Clash Royale back in the day.

(But I actually might relapse back to League because of the upcoming T1 skins... Plz send help.)

Q: What fics made you want to start writing your own?

A: I was a huge ZAKY14 fan back in my Wattpad days, and I just wrote my fics almost 1:1 from theirs. I copied almost everything from them, 1st person POVs, switching POV per chapter, writing style, all of it lol.

Pres, I… by the one and only ducktoo was also a big factor since that was one of my favorite fic ever in Wattpad and wanted to create something epic like that too (That Eunbi and Y/N wedding will always be iconic for young me. Y/nnie and Eunsagi was my fucking OTP back in the day bro, that shit was gold)

Q: When did you start writing fics?

A: My first ever fic was titled “Abandoned” an Yeji x Male Reader Fic. It was made back in 2019 and I really did abandon it lol might try and revamp it but the plot is VERY 2017 KPop Fanfic coded.

Q: What is the origin of your name?

A: I made it back in 2017 when I first joined Wattpad solely because I was in a heavy SaTzu phase and wanted more SaTzu in my life, and Tzuyu was my bias wrecker back in the day.

Why am I still using it? I don’t know, it kinda stuck and now I am known as YodaTzuTzu in every website you can find fanfics in :]

Q: Have you actually not watched Star Wars before?

A: Yes, I have really not sat down and watched Star Wars. I mean I know the characters like Luke Skywalker, Chewy, Darth Vader, Samuel L. Jackson since he is the only one with the purple lightsaber. That's like common knowledge, but I don't know anything about Star Wars, and why there is an ongoing war in the stars.

Q: Why still no Tzuyu fic?

A: Well....I actually don't have an concrete answer for this, Back in the day I did have a Tzuyu fic...but then later changed it into a Seulgi oneshot...so...my bad lol

So that ends the first ever chapter in this collection! You can expect some stupid stuff and fun stuffs here, so till next time! 🚂