You: babe, would you still love me if I was a worm?
Sakura: you are already a worm.
You: ok that is-
Sakura: shows you a Lv100 Shiny Caterpie with Max IV and EV See? You’re already a worm.
You:…oh…why not Butterfree?
Sakura: why not? Caterpie is cute. Like you.
Narrator: today’s result? Yeah mate, Sakura won.
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