Okay, so am I the only one who gets the ick when Male Leads make their entire personality being horny “dom daddies” in damn near EVERY smut romance story, movie and tv?
I’m talking about niggas who quite literally think with their dicks.
Listen, I’m not against niggas who have dom daddy energy. I actually find them hot ESPECIALLY when they own it and know exactly what they’re doing.
HOWEVER
I can never take them serious if all they think about is waiting to fuck the Y/N or FMC or wanting to bend her over his glass desk, spank her for “being a bad girl” or “punish her” by screwing her brains out whenever another nigga talks or breathes near her just because he want to mark her as his like she livestock or screwing her on every inch of any building. The office, the kitchen, the car, the elevator (look at you Christian Grey), the boardroom, the janitor’s room, the toilet, the sink. Or even break into her house just to stick his shmeat in her papaya (looking at you Xade Meadow. Stalking and breaking and entering doesn’t make you sex).
And I’m reading this like: My brother in christ DO YOU HAVE A HOBBY?
Like do you have anything else you do or are good for instead of being a horny rabbit on heat during mating season?
Do you have friends? Do you read? Do you play video games? Do you have a pokemon collection?
Do you have ANYTHING you do that does not involve shoving your eggplant in Y/N’s mouth or cooter.
If not, then you’re boring as fuck. I’m sorry (not really).
Take Massimo from 365 DNI for example.
This nigga is a mafia boss but for the whole trilogy I have not seen a glimpse of what he does as said mafia boss besides screwing Laura.
For crying out loud the second movie literally opens with him and Laura fucking in her dressing room just hours before the wedding ceremony starts.
Like this nigga kidnaps Laura. Tells her that he’ll let her go if she doesn’t fall in love with him in 365 days (dude just court her and ask her out like a normal person).
And during that period he won’t touch or do anything to her without her consent but still ends up touching and doing thongs without her consent anyway.
And suddenly Laura falls in love with him after he saved her from drowning in the middle of the ocean RIGHT AFTER HE PUSHED HER OFF THE DAMN YACHT THEY WERE ON.
Other than that, there is nothing that the whole 365 DNI trilogy had to offer to make me give a fuck about Massimo other than look at him like a punk ass bitch that not even Michelle Morone’s face card could not save him.
And the funny thing is: he lost Laura to the fucking gardner 💀💀
I know Nacho was techinally the heir to the Spaninsh mafia and he was working as the gardner to spy on Massimo. I just finding it funny that the supposed Dom Daddy Mafia Boss lost his boo thang to the fucking gardner coz she grew tired of his bullshit.
So in closing, if you want me to care about the dom daddy male lead PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GIVE HIM A HOBBY.
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