Huntr/x 👠💅🏽⚔️
I swear, I triple-checked my passport, my charger, and my sanity.
Is there anything I forgot???
Mira:
You forgot to breathe.
Rumi:
And possibly your dignity.
Thanks, ladies. That’s reassuring. 😐
But seriously. I didn't forget anything?
Rumi:
Z, you pretty much packed your entire bedroom, and you’re only going to be there for a month 😐😐😐
You could have gone the week of the wedding.
But I’m the maid of honour. That means I’m in charge of everything from planning and making sure everything is not on fire.
Literally and figuratively.
I HAVE to be there before the wedding.
Is there really anything I left out before I suddenly remember it and have a full-blown panic attack on the plane?
Mira:
Maybe double-check if Abby packed his common sense. Last time he travelled alone, he forgot his passport at the vending machine area because he “set it down to buy a protein bar.”
Rumi:
Somehow that surprises me and doesn’t surprise me at the same time 😶😶😶
Well, if it makes you feel better, I made sure he left the disco ball he packed in his suitcase 🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️
Mira:
…..
Rumi:
…..
Mira:
HOW?! 💀💀💀
Rumi:
WHY?! 👁️👄👁️
He said it was for “emotional support”
Rumi:
….
Are we sure this isn’t just an elaborate way to get deported so you don’t have to face your parents?
He’d be doing me a favour if I weren’t making this trip for Gigi’s wedding.
Mira:
So you want me to get you a lawyer just in case? My brother knows a guy
Rumi:
Not helping, Mira.
Also, Zoey - breathe. You got this.
Mira:
Too bad we can't come with you.
Rumi:
Gigi didn't invite us, Mira.
Mira:
I can understand why she didn’t invite me.
But not invite YOU?
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