Huntr/x 👠💅🏽⚔️
Zoey:
I swear, I triple-checked my passport, my charger, and my sanity.
Is there anything I forgot???
Mira:
You forgot to breathe.
Rumi:
And possibly your dignity.
Zoey:
Thanks, ladies. That’s reassuring. 😐
But seriously. I didn't forget anything?
Rumi:
Z, you pretty much packed your entire bedroom, and you’re only going to be there for a month 😐😐😐
You could have gone the week of the wedding.
Zoey:
But I’m the maid of honour. That means I’m in charge of everything from planning and making sure everything is not on fire.
Literally and figuratively.
I HAVE to be there before the wedding.
Is there really anything I left out before I suddenly remember it and have a full-blown panic attack on the plane?
Mira:
Maybe double-check if Abby packed his common sense. Last time he travelled alone, he forgot his passport at the vending machine area because he “set it down to buy a protein bar.”
Rumi:
Somehow that surprises me and doesn’t surprise me at the same time 😶😶😶
Zoey:
Well, if it makes you feel better, I made sure he left the disco ball he packed in his suitcase 🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️
Mira:
…..
Rumi:
…..
Mira:
HOW?! 💀💀💀
Rumi:
WHY?! 👁️👄👁️
Zoey:
He said it was for “emotional support”
Rumi:
….
Are we sure this isn’t just an elaborate way to get deported so you don’t have to face your parents?
Zoey:
He’d be doing me a favour if I weren’t making this trip for Gigi’s wedding.
Mira:
So you want me to get you a lawyer just in case? My brother knows a guy
Rumi:
Not helping, Mira.
Also, Zoey - breathe. You got this.
Mira:
Too bad we can't come with you.
Rumi:
Gigi didn't invite us, Mira.
Mira:
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