still brainrotten, but still cute

You take Rei to a cafe this Sunday afternoon, after a long discussion of where the two of you are supposed to go the day before. You suggested going to any cafe with a nice view to enjoy the sunset, while Rei—being Rei—of course insisted on an anime themed cafe located in the dead center of the city. You ultimately gave up.

Accordingly, here you are, seated, with Rei to your side, drooling. In front of you are some dishes called “rabu-rabu omurice” and a ramen with a literal gun—probably a replica, or an airsoft, you’re not entirely sure—jammed in it. It takes your entire concentration to not question anything about it. Rei looks excited, that’s all that matters.

“Woah! You see that? They go all out with the references! Where else can you get a perfect remake of that scene from Assassination Classroom? Nowhere! And this omurice! ... hm, I’m not sure where it’s from actually, way too generalized to be specific.”

You scratch your head. “I mean, as long as it tastes good...”

“Who cares about taste?! The most important thing is being cultured! Wa – ha – ha!”

You smile at her, trying to be nice. Truth be told, you want to get out of this place as soon as possible.

“My spidey sense tells me that you’re not pleased with all this. The matter, young padawan, what might it be?” Rei turns to you. She leans forward while placing one of her hands on her back, acting like an elderly.

You almost snorted the ramen out of your nose hearing Rei suddenly talking like that. You understand this one. Not everyday she references something from the olden days.

“You know Star Wars?”

“Muri-muri-muri. Never watched it. It's way too old. There’s almost always a meme of it though, I just said what I’ve seen in those.”

“Hm. We should see it together one day.”

“Chotto matte! You’re not answering my question.” Rei sits straight back up. She’s leaning towards you. You can feel her self-proclaimed ‘anime tiddies’ pressing against your arm. Wait, is she not wearing any bra? Again?

“I’m fine, Rei. Really.”

Rei pouts. Her body retreats. You can see her breasts jiggle freely under that oversized Jujutsu Kaisen shirt. “Hngh. Souka. So you want to do this the hard way? Fine then,” her hands move up to tie her hair in a makeshift bun. She’s gritting her teeth while her hands are in her hair. The way she’s upset while messing around with her hair. Her neck showed itself bare. Her armpits peeked out. Her hardening nipples poked through the shirt. She looks so damn sexy like this.

You know this move. “Rei, what are you doing? Rei-”

Rei only smirks, condescendingly. You wanted to stand up and back away, but alas, your back is against the wall. Rei’s smirk widens.

“Oh God,” you say as Rei goes down on you.

The cafe is large enough for it to have some kind of a gap in between the tables, so normally people wouldn’t know what’s happening in each table. Problem is, the cafe is empty—save for the two of you. The rustling sound Rei makes while unbuckling you is definitely audible.

Rei’s hands move swiftly. She’s a professional autist that’s for sure. “Hup, hup. There we go. I unsheathed The Sword of the Hero! Frieren must’ve been proud of me.”

“Rei-!” you gasp in panic as soon as your dick leaves the confine of your boxer. You are already half hard since you notice Rei isn’t wearing any bra. Rei wastes no time sucking you off.

“Ah-!” you squeal, but immediately cover it with both of your hands. The way Rei immediately swallows the entirety of your ‘sword’ is making you insane. You want to grab her hair and slow her down from how quickly she’s spinnin’ on it, but doing so means you have nothing to cover your mouth from grumbling. So you resign to just covering your mouth with one hand and grabbing Rei’s messy hair bun with the other.

“Gahk – aghk – glug – hlgk – glhk – gahk”

Rei deliberately makes that noise as she’s bobbing her head up and down. She knows that you’re afraid of getting caught. She also knows that the threat of it greatly arouses you, from how hard you’re getting. She feels great pleasure from both.

Your crotch is wet. Rei’s drool flies everywhere around her mouth, including the seat. The workers here would’ve instantly noticed the trace of what you two are doing. You feel heat creeping up your spine. Your cock is throbbing. It hasn’t even been 5 minutes since Rei’s giving you the sloppy throaty, but you can’t hold it any longer.

“Rei, I’m-”

“Fwaah~” Rei suddenly stops her action. Her mouth is covered with drool. Her lipstick are all spread out and messy. She’s wiping her lips with the back of her hand before giving you a nasty grin.

“What the fuck! I was close Rei!” You say, quietly. You still can’t risk being found out. That said, you’re unconsciously throwing your hips forward in the search of that never-coming pleasure.

“Womp womp. Your fault for not being honest. Now you have to face the wrath of the Demon King!” Rei sticks out her tongue at you.

Your cock is still throbbing. If this were to happen in your place then Rei would be on the floor, folded, with her pussy already flooded—with cum. But you’re in public. In this fuck ass anime cafe or some shit. You need to have some decorum. So you groaned, quietly, while tucking your rock hard penis back inside your pants—with great difficulties.

Rei chuckles beside you. She goes back to eat her gun ramen as if she didn’t just abuse her own throat to take your entire length.

Your eyes widen in surprise. There’s never a dull day with this girl. “Alright, alright, you got me Rei. I don’t really dig this place, hm? But it’s not that big of a bother for it to make me want to flee. And fucking hell my cock is painful right now, thank you for that,” you let out a big sigh as you end the sentence.

Rei laughs a little bit louder. “Do you want to wager your luck to the gacha gods?”

You look at her confused. “What?”

“C’mon! You still have a 50/50! Granted, still far from the pity, but the chance is never zero! To top it all off, you can be a pure F2P and still win this.”

“What?!” you say, even more confused.

Rei stands up from her seat. She’s standing weird. Like she’s taking a stance, about to do something. Her feet are distancing away from each other as she leans back slightly. She shakes her head to let her shoulder-length hair hang freely again. Then she crosses her hands right under her chest—now wet with drools but not soaking.

“KAKEGURUI MASHO!” she screams while giving you a very devilish smile. She’s giving you an ahegao right then and there. No way the staff didn’t notice this.

You immediately jump forward to cover her mouth. “Ssssshhhhh!” you say before nervously looking around. You catch one of the employees looking at the two of you weirdly but he quickly averts his gaze as soon as he notices you looking at him.

“Rei! What was that!?” you reprimand her in your embrace.

“I already told you about the gamble~” she says in between her laugh. She frees herself from your arm to then grab it and pull you away from that area. “Follow me!”

Rei’s guiding your way through the tables, then passing the cashier—who gives you an awkward smile right when you pass. And then, ah, you get it. She’s about to trap you in the toilet.

“Now activate my trap card!” she says—again, loudly—as she opens the bathroom door before pushing you in. She follows you in and closes the door behind her.

“Ryoiki Tenkai, The Fuck Chamber!” she says as she puts up her hand to form some weird hand signs.

“What the fuck is going on Rei” you nervously scan the entire bathroom with your eyes. It is abnormally clean for a public toilet. Quite spacey as well. There’s some distance from the toilet to the sink, enough for two people to do things.

“Sit.”

You turn around to see Rei standing behind you menacingly. “Huh?”

“I said sit.” Rei points to the toilet. “This is my cursed technique, and whoever is trapped in my domain expansion should follow my instructions down to the minute details. With no exception.”

“Rei is being Rei, okay then,” you tell yourself in your head. You oblige her shortly after.

She smiles right as your ass touches the toilet—it’s covered. “Now, remember about the 50-50? You’ll see what you get very soon,” she says as she starts to lower her pants. It’s off now. Rei is just wearing her panties and the oversized JJK shirt. She looks at you once again before turning around to showcase her ass. She’s wearing a g-string. Upon a closer inspection, you notice something shiny buried between her glorious ass cheeks.

Rei hinges her hips to present her butt even closer to you. She then tugs the string aside to show you her butt plug. “Congratulations! You won the 50-50!” she says as she shakes her butt left to right, the butt plug lodged inside visibly sways, leaking out some lube.