Romeo & Megalodon

Finally, after all your hard work, you fucking made it.

And the world heard your name. It's the best debut in years, they say. You'll usher in another golden age of Kpop, like your predecessors did over a century ago - Twice, Blackp- no not them, BTS? yeah you guess. Le Sserafim, Aespa.

And you're on top of the wor-

Oh, you got hit by a truck. You can actually see your lifeless body flail off of the bumper, crashing right into the companies building.

Guess you’re dead.

The room is all white, and it's not a room, per se, just white as far as the eye can see, and you hope that your next life is as good as the next

Maybe it will, actually. The white fades to colour, and it looks like you're in a guildhall. A particularly cozy one at that.

Yeah, it's definitely a guildhall. Your vision clears, and you can see the wood panelling roof, you can make out a notice board of sorts. Ah, to be reincarnated in a fantasy land!

"GAJUNGA JUNGAS!!" A voice yells.

You sit up to see the legendary Park Jihyo running at you at full speed, tits out.

She rams into you, chest first - the crash is explosive, all of that mass converted to force, and you topple over.

You turn around, ready to cuss out your assailant, but Karina is there! She's posed legs shoulder width apart, nipples erect, looking ready to receive those massive hunks of explosive meat Jihyo is carrying.

There's a look of focus on her face, which is weird contrasted with the hearts in her eyes. Not like a metaphor for how she looks so in love. Her eyes are literally hearts.

She braces as Jihyo slams into her, chest to chest.

The milk that erupts from the four volcanoes covers the tavern. Kwon Eunbi walks over with swagger. She must have slip resistant shoes, because the milk seems to have no affect on her.

"You've mastered it?" She says with a hungry look in her eyes.

Jihyo and Karina lay on the floor, body saturated with their own milk.

"Nngh," Karina strains. "I.. I think so.."

"It was about 45% more effective than our last trials," Jihyo huffs. "The goblins won't know what hit them."

"Good," Eunbi says. "Now, who is that?" She says, pointing her bare tits towards you.

All eyes turn towards you. The crowded tavern is full of women and milk - oh and you see a male chiropractor with a sign that says "heavy breasted back pain relief". They're the idols of old! The legends that built the industry you are - or were apart of.

But there'sn't (A/N: wtf is there'sn't) enough time to think. The girls nipples gleam with light, just like a sharp sword would, and yeah, it's probably time to run. You book it, past arms reaching to grab you. You're lucky there's gallons of milk on the floor. You slip once, causing you to narrowly avoid Natty's outstretched hands.

Eventually, you reach the exit. It opens up a mediaeval looking village, dirt roads and lanterns. Quite peaceful, if it weren't for the residents (of course, big breasted) alerted to your presence by those chasing you.

They too, start their chase. You make your way down the street, passing animal shops (even the birds have boobs), blacksmiths and brothels.

You manage to hide behind a particularly bushy bush (this is NOT an inuendo). You decide to wait it out, the Sun is still shining, but you see a male (yes a MAN), hood draped over him enter an old tavern.

You sneak on the tips of your tippy tip tippy toes, ensuring no peaking nipslips spot your soft shoe steps. (A/N: guys I am so sorry idek)

You enter, finding a dark room, lit only by a fading candle. There's a single man behind the counter, hood shielding his face. But, he doesn't attack you on sight, so you chance an encounter.

He gives you a knowing look, and it comforts you to know there are other people in this village that aren't insane.

"What'll you get?"

"W-water, please," you say, still out of breath.

"We only have one thing," he says, already pouring a glass. "On the house."

You don't even look at it, you're so parched from running you grab it and drink.

It's warm, which is weird, and sweet, and actually quite good-

You spit it out at full force, spraying the barkeep with all of the milky white liquid. It's the same milk from the explosion Jihyo and Karina caused! It's milk!

"What the fuck!?" You say, and as you do, dozens of more candles light up the room. It reveals a chilling secret - many more hooded men are there, with their cocks standing at full mast.

"??????"

"We are the Cock goblins," the bartender says. "The Titty Trolls have taken over the village."

"Thanks for the exposition, but what?? Why did you give me this?" You say, anger welling up, shoving the glass of milk in his face.

A voice behind you cries out. "W-we're training our guts! We can't p-p-p possibly hope to fight the Titty Trolls when they have milk! We're lactose intolerant!" He wails.

You're pretty sure mommy Karina titty milk doesn't have lactose in it, but you can't really be sure.

The barkeep lifts his hood off, and you almost drop your glass. His bald head, his somber eyes. Fuck.

"I'm sorry about that," he says, and his cock curls into a frown shape. "Let me introduce myself, I am Megalodon."

"Mega— like the shark?"

"Exactly. But, I was reincarnated as a human, I guess."

Just then, another cock goblin bursts through the door. His cock wags like a tail. "We've cornered Jeon Somi in the areola district."

The area is cleared out, buildings laying shattered next to her. A subset group of cock goblins (you can tell they're a subset by the size of their manhoods) surround her.

She stands battle ready, jug in one hand, and jug on her chest.

"Careful of her lacto cannons," Megalodon warns, taking out a steel blade (you don't know where it came from and you don't want to know).

She takes her jug (the one in her hand), and swipes it in an arc. The circle surrounding her collapses in ruin. She makes for the opening, but Mdon - that's his nickname now because you're best friends - is there in a moment.

The blade makes contact with the jug. The shockwave is immense, even with you feet planted firmly, you move back a bit.

It happens in a flash, nipple tape over her nippy nips, and a blade at her neck.

You can see the anger on Jeon Somi's face, but she has no weapons.

Mdon's cock stands triumphantly.

"Tch." Somi says.

"You know how this goes.

"Yeah, mommy milk is also truth serum to it's owner. No need to tell me. And we can skip the milking, the Titty Troll plan to pollute Guzzle river." A smirk lights up her face. "Tonight.

70 Cock goblins stand at attention, blocking the lonely road from the village to Guzzle River.

70 Titty Trolls approach, milk jugs already in hand. Mdon says stay close, but the fight breaks out right away. You get lost in the fray, and Momo rushes you in an instant.

She grabs the tip of your cock (because you're a cock goblin now). If Mario were in this world, he'd be proud, the way your mushroom head was touched, and you jumped with and arm raised high. (A/N: what the fuck did I just write)

"Yaow!" You yell.

Momo spins, gaining momentum before kicking you right in the gut. She lets out a hearty chuckle.

"Engage lacto cannons," she says, as a cock goblin topples lifeless beside you.

Torrents of milk build up in her, causing a rippling effect, before they unleash 7823 Newtons of force at you.

"Nooo!" Mdon yells, jumping between you. He takes the full force of Momo's lacto cannon, right to the cock.

"Mega!!!" You yell, as another goblin engages the S-level Momo.

You run to Mdon. His peen is shrivelled and dying.

"Mega, please!" You beg. "We're— I'm gonna get you out of here!"

"Indeed you won't, alasingly," he struggles.

"What?"

"Oh, umm. Alas you won't, indeedingly." Those are his final words.

The battle is over, and the river is flooded. You hold MDon in your arms, weeping.

"Bring me the apothecary," you say.

"Oh, I don't think, uhh. I don't think we have one of those here," a goblin says, cock losing some of its vivaciousness.

"Just bring him to Giselle," another says.

So you go, to the woman in cloth, to the witch, to the medimagicadoctor, Giselle.

"Poison," you say.

She draws her snake staff out. "You are certain?"

"Yes."

She hands it to you.

"Thus with a kiss, I die," you say, draining the poison, and planting him with a kiss.

The room is all white, and you're reborn

Another guildhall. You sit up.

"Coochie catz!" A voice yells. The carrier rams into you, pelvis first with so much, you topple backwards.

Here we go again…