breedability relativity

prael: As hair gets shorter, idol gets more breed able. Please explain.

caps: The Levenshtein shift constant can be utilized to quantify the angle and depth of womb-glazing that we would otherwise know colloquially as ‘breedability’

In this paper I will prove that idols with shorter hair provide more downward flux with which to tail repeated in mattress springs and get their tummies filled.

prael: I propose a conceptual difference in the hair grab. While longer hair (in particular syles such at the ponytail or twintail) favour a wrap around the hand technique due to the length, I find that shorter hair often creates a conception that a rough grab is more appropriate. There exists a mechanical difference between the wrap/hold and the grab, which confers a difference to the level of 'dicking down' an idol should recieve.

A good 'dicking down', as well-document in the works of many famous authors, leads to a much higher chance of breeding (Notions, Gray, Capslocked et. al.)

prael: Of course, like most things, the extremes tend to deviate from the pattern, and as hair gets excessively short, we tend to see a reduction in breedability. As proposed by Broc (2026) we see a bell curve effect at the extremes of hair length. An example by Notions (2026) serves to illustrate a lack of breedability buff when hair length reaches a buzzcut.

prael: The proposal that breedability is linked to piercings is also a strongly evidenced theory in practice. Piercings in various locations, (see: Asa tummy, Dayeon ear) are intrinsically linked to the breedability of the idol. Often percieved as an expression of the idols attitude, there is a commonality between idols who wish to be bred repeatedly like bunnies and those who decorate themselves in jewelery.

caps: there is a sub-class among idols, particularly, of the rabbit taxonomy for whom hair length is non determinative of their breedability coefficient. The working theory is that the character creator sliders for 'plappable' and 'foldable' and 'womb-paintable' are generally already so maxed the fuck out that accessorizing or aesthetic variations among the species are generally inconsequential to the final breedability coefficient.

prael: And of course, it would be remiss of us to discount what could be referred to as ‘diamond’ bunnies. Those who show the traits of those in the rabbit taxonomy and also equally benefit from their position on the hair-length breedability scale. Most notable of the beneficiaries from their unique position among their peers, is Eunha. Fucking a baby into her is almost mandatory, at this point. It is a rite of passage.