Why did you chase a naked woman? You pervert. Now, you'll suffer 25/8
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“U—UOGHHH! AW! AHHH!” You slammed into a boulder and probably broke your ribs. You kept reaching for anything, looking for something to grab on to.
The last time you remember, you were chasing a naked woman into the woods.
Pathetic.
And now, you’re helplessly freestyle skating on a cliff.
“AW! AGH! OUCH!” You rolled like a damn pinball.
“Ah-AGUUUHHH—” You crashed straight into a tree trunk—smashed your eggs into an omelette.
After a moment of endless suffering, the fall finally stopped. So what? You’re battered up anyway.
“Shit.” You can’t even stand straight.
“Why the fuck did I go after a naked woman! I knew that was a bad idea, but that girl kept wiggling her ass at me as if she had a tail— a tail.
You definitely saw a tail earlier; that’s the reason why you chased her.
“It’s something… no woman had a tail, right? Should I look for her?”
You scanned your surroundings; aside from dried trees and massive rocks, there was an endless darkness beyond.
“Why the fuck should I still look for her?”
You shake off the dust from your clothes and limp to find a way. You already fucked up the moment you went after her, and yet you even have the guts to consider looking for her.
You kept walking.
Every step’s draining your remaining energy; you should conserve it.
“Fuck, I’m lost.” You’re just walking non-stop.
“Pst.”
A voice out of nowhere.
“Huh!? Who’s there!?” You’re terrified.
You looked at the location where the voice came from, but there’s nothing. Just darkness.
“Show yourself!” You yelled at nothing.
“Wait! Slowly… please.” For a second thought, you’re kind of scared and might faint if it suddenly pops.
The fact that the voice wasn’t from a woman, it’s deeper.
“Pst.”
“WAAAH! What!? Don’t kill me! Sorry! Spare me!” Your feet stumbled in panic.
You wanted to run, but you can’t.
You wanted to plead for mercy, so you just muttered sorry.
“Why are you here?”
A question that you can easily answer, but you can’t speak, your tongue got stuck while your jaw’s numb.
There’s a reason why, the reason is hiding in the bushes beside you.
Sharp eyes, large white silhouette, white fangs.
“WAAHHH! Don’t eat me! I don’t taste that good! Here— pwe! Salty! Pwee!” You bit your arm, trying to prove something.
“I’m not eating you… yet.”
“WAHHH! MOM! DAD!” Your butt scrapes the ground.
Stomp.
“WAAAH!” You kicked your feet rapidly, but you ain’t moving.
Stomp.
Step after step, it’s heavy for sure.
Then the moonlight shone through its leg, its foot alone enough to scare you even more.
It’s massive, chunky, and scaly; it wasn’t human, and definitely wasn’t any animal that you could encounter in a secluded forest.
“Haa…” It took another step.
The leg alone is much bigger than your body.
“...”
You can’t run anymore, since running will be meaningless in front of a dragon. A white dragon.
“D-d-d-dragon…. DRAGON! HAAA— AW!” Its monstrous wing slapped you.
“You’re noisy.” Its voice is a little calmer this time, its… sounds like a woman.
“WAHH– Oh— okay.” You instantly behaved when you saw its wing move. Another slap will dislocate your jaw in an instant.
“...”
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