06/01/2026 IDOLS - Squeeze Bee!

“Is this the right place?” You looked around and expected a lot of people studying in the hallway, but there were none, not even a hint of them.

“W-w-wait… I swear I saw it says quiz bee in the application— what the fuck is a squeeze bee!?”

You stand in front of a classroom door, and the signage says “Squeeze Bee!”

“What the fuck is this— should I back away?” You hesitated for a moment.

The place looked shady; it wasn’t as crowded as it used to be until a student entered the room. She looked smart, with her glasses and the tidiness of her uniform.

“Hmm? So, it must be really a quiz bee…” Your hesitation disappeared when she saw her enter the room

“Yep, I should go in. It’s almost time already.” You opened the door.

What you saw is another surprise for you.

“W-w-wha…”

They’re like angels, a horde of women who radiate beauty and exude elegance.

Your body stiffened, and you’re stuck on the door. The room’s arranged into six clusters. The other four were already occupied, and there’s an open cluster left for you, alone. What’s worse is that the space left was in the middle.

You walked your way into it. Dozens of eyes stared at you; well, you knew why: it’s because you’re the only guy in the room.

“What the fuck is this? Did I really join the right quiz bee?” You thought, sitting down and trying your best to ignore those gazing eyes. You even set your bag and prepare your pen.

“What are you doing?” The girl you saw earlier asked you while pointing at the pen.

“I’m preparing a pen… this is a quiz bee, right?” You’re confused about why she even asked you something so obvious.

“Yeah, this is a squeeze bee.” She tilts her head as if you’re the weird one.

“Pen in squeeze bee…” You heard a mutter.

What’s wrong with the pen? It’s a quiz. And you need it to answer.

“Ruka, we use pen too, penis.”

“Kghh- Excuse me???” You were drinking from your tumbler when you choked up upon hearing it.

You decided to leave. You stood up, and the door suddenly opened.

A woman who wore formal clothes comes in. You already knew that she’s the quizmaster. She looked mature and intelligent; you’ll definitely learn from her.

“Okay, sit down.” She walked all the way to the podium and tapped it to gain attention.

The girls sit on their respective chairs with their cluster. It feels awkward since you just noticed that every group had four members, and you’re alone.

“...”

You were still standing, and all of their eyes were on you.

“I— uhhh, I’m sorry, ma’am, but is this the right room for the—- Bam! –quiz bee?” A pile of books fell to the ground when you were speaking. The girl caused it and immediately apologized.

“Squeeze? Yes, right.” The quizmaster responds.

“What? Squeez— anyway, she still said that I’m right, better sit down and get ready. I’ll top this batch and go home with a medal on my neck—” You sat down when you heard a chain clinking,

“Ryujin bought a leash.” The tall woman is slapping her seatmate, whose name is supposed to be Ryujin.

“We’ll leash the reward back to our den.” Ryujin is swinging the leash like a lasso.

“Put that away.” The quiz master scolds Ryujin.

“Yes, ma–”

“AW!” The leash hit the head of her groupmate, who had these cute, smiling eyes.

The other group laughs at their comedic show, but you can’t help but worry. You asked yourself repeatedly, why the fuck do they need a leash for a quiz bee? Is there a practical exam? If there is, then you’re fucked up; you’re not physically ready for the practical exam.

“Okay, let’s get started— are you alone?” The quizmaster asked you.

“Y-y-yes, I didn’t know this was a group competition.” You responded, scratching the back of your head.

“Competition?”

“Did he just say competition?”

“Is this his first time? Omo, virgin.”

“No way… is he the prize?”

Their whispering is too loud; you can hear them clearly.

“What the fuck does being a virgin do with this!? And why have I become the prize!? Is this their new way of intimidating other contestants? If it is, then it’s fucking working.” You kept wiggling in your seat; it’s so uncomfortable.

“Quiet. Okay, let me introduce myself first. I’m Kim Taeyeon, your squeezemaster.” She lightly bowed. All of you clapped after it.

“...”

“Seriously, what’s with the squeeze thing?” You don’t know anymore; you just wanted to top the quiz and add it to your academic accomplishments.

“Okay, introduce yourself.” She gestured the start on her very right.

The first group is with Ryujin, the girl with the leash.

“Hello! We are the best when it comes to thighs… we are here for COMPE-THIGH-TION!” They introduced themselves in unison,

“I’m Ryujin. I’ll squeeze your face with my thighs since it’s a squeeze bee!”