my gf is a serial killer

Jiminie 🔪💘

Y/n

jimin-ah~

where are you?

can you buy some onions on your way back?

5:40pm

Jiminie🔪💘

jnowaujondaw

SORRY

WAIT

5:41

okayy i’ll buy some

note to self: don’t text and kill

almost dropped my phone when he was struggling lmao

y/n look

my victim later:

HSHSHASHSAHSHSAH

5:52

…..

okay kinda funny

but like

scary

but also

kinda

cute

???

5:53

( • ᴗ - ) ✧

i know you can’t resist me~

also just got done

going home

will buy the onions for you my beloved

o7

6:36

Y/N HELP

EMERGENCCY

PLEASE PICK UP

PLS

PLSS

BABYYYY

PICK UP

00:47

Missed audio call - 00:47am

what happened now?

did you get caught?

are you going to jail?

do i need to flee the country?

I NEED YOU HELP

no