mr fender bender and the rabbit

utokki 🐰

You matched ❤️ with: utokki 🐰 on 21/4/26

Get to know each other, enjoy! 😉

21 April 2026

utokki 🐰 hey!

09:23

fenderbender04 🎸 hello :)

09:25

utokki 🐰 nice to meet you mr fenderbender

that’s a funny name

you been in a lotta accidents? LOL

09:25

fenderbender04 🎸 err

just once

but that’s only half of the story

09:26

utokki 🐰 …

go on…

09:26

fenderbender04 🎸 it’s pretty funny actually

for context i play guitar for a band

so we were on our way to a gig

everything was going smooth on the way there

until our driver bumped into this suv in front of us

09:27

utokki 🐰 oh noo 😰

09:27

fenderbender04 🎸 it was a minor accident really

dude’s car barely even had a scratch

but he was super pissed lmao

made a big deal about it and everything

took us a whole 30 mins just to settle everything

to keep it short we ended up missing our gig

09:27

utokki 🐰 whatt ☹️

what an asshole!

09:27

fenderbender04 🎸 but that’s not the end of it

the band’s reputation tanked after we missed the gig

and we had to disband

09:28

utokki 🐰 noo :(

that’s horrible 😥

09:28

fenderbender04 🎸 and i was still a broke freshman in college

had to sell my guitar just to make ends meet 🥲

09:28

utokki 🐰 aww whatt that’s so sad!!

09:28

fenderbender04 🎸 here’s the funny part tho

the guitar i sold was a fender stratocaster

and the band i was in was a blues rock band

meaning lots of aggressive note bending

09:28

utokki 🐰 ..?

OHH!!!

YOU BEND STRINGS ON THE FENDER

you were a fender bender!!

09:29

fenderbender04 🎸 bingo!!

and it’s a double entendre!

fender bender with the angry suv guy

and fender bender on the strat!

pretty cool story right :)

09:29

utokki 🐰 HAHHAHA

alright i’ll give it to ya

that’s a good nickname 😤

09:29

fenderbender04 🎸 yepp

u get it miss utokki :)

09:29

utokki 🐰 hehehe 😼

one more question though mr fenderbender

what about the numbers?

why 04

09:30

fenderbender04 🎸 hmm

that’s an easy one miss utokki

and here i thought u were a smart cookie

09:30

utokki 🐰 ?

09:30

fenderbender04 🎸 it’s my birth year mam

09:30

utokki 🐰 🙄🙄🙄

good one

what does it really mean

09:30

fenderbender04 🎸 uhh

think ur confused lol

im not joking

09:31

utokki 🐰 come on

you know i could just check your profile right

09:31

fenderbender04 🎸 …

09:31

utokki 🐰 OH MY GOD

WHAT

WTF

HOW DID I NOT SEE YOUR AGE

09:32

fenderbender04 🎸 …

surprise?

wait why are u even freaking out so hard

how old are u even

09:32

utokki 🐰 …

09:32

fenderbender04 🎸 OH MY GOD

WHAT

WTFF

1996??

IT STARTS WITH 19???

holy shit i’m being groomed

i’m texting a hag

YOU’RE 30???

oh my god no wonder u text like a boomer

09:33

utokki 🐰 IM 29!!

MY BIRTHDAY’S IN AUGUST

oh my god you’re 8 years younger

no no no

this HAS to stop

goodbye mr fender bender

it was nice talking to you but

you’re only 22!

you’re too young for me!!

09:33

Today

yujinnie 🐰❤️are you there?

hello??

are you even reading my messages ☹️

18:12

you 🎸 sorry babe

i was rereading some texts from last year

got a good laugh out of me lmao

u ready to go?

18:12

yujinnie 🐰❤️ don’t leave me on delivered for that long again :(

give me a few more minutes 🤭

18:13

you 🎸 alright :)

excited for anniversary night?

18:13

yujinnie 🐰❤️ what kind of question is that

of course i am!!

i can’t believe it’s been a year

18:13

you 🎸 yeah well

time flies by when you’re with the right person :)

18:13

yujinnie 🐰❤️ so cheesy!

you lowkenuinely have no rizz

18:13

you 🎸 oh my god

i regret ever teaching u that

should’ve just left u and your boomerness alone

u cougar

18:14

yujinnie 🐰❤️ and yet you still haven’t left 😉

18:14

you 🎸 of course not

how could i ever dream of leaving?

i’ll be by your side forever miss utokki 🐰

yujinnie 🐰❤️ and i yours mr fenderbender 🎸

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