Does J Cummy?

Hi everyone!

For those of you who don’t know me, I’m J Muns, and I am most definitely piggy backing off of both @bunnsfw and @okay, and their new blogs! So, (like Cafe Cuties with Dating Seraphs), I am copying once again.

I guess, hi. I’m jmoneyman. I know a lot of you, don’t know a lot more. But I’d like for this to be a safe space where anyone can interact with me!

Yeah, so, this is kinda weird. Introducing myself, but gotta go through the motions, right? I started writing last December, after falling in love (mmkay, that’s dramatic, chill) with KSmut! Most in part due to okaylikeschaewon, my inspiration turned lover turned, what, I guess we’re mortal enemies now?

That’s not really the whole story. I’ve always loved reading. Although you probably couldn’t tell on account of HORRIBLE dialogue formatting in my early chapters, I’ve also written a lot before too. Nothing crazy, my father is a karate teacher and I spent my formative years at the dojo, either training or sitting in a little office, with nothing to do other than write these shitty little stories.

I remember always having these massive, sprawling, dare-I-say grand ideas of massive world ending crises and the heroes who stop them, and then I’d open up a doc, write a third of a page and say: “dad look! I’m a writer!”.

He’d inevitably chalk me as the next Shakespeare, which is cool. Thanks pops. Then come high school, heart broken (thanks high school), and needing an outlet. So, writing. Literally a fanfic about me and my friend group. I remember writing the couple chapters in a minecraft book n’ quill, building a little campfire and gathering each week around that fake fire, reading my stories on discord.

You’re probably thinking, “if you’ve written so much, why do you suck at it?”

I just like sucking things TBH.

So how did that turn into J Muns?

Again, Dating Seraphs, but there are so many talented authors out there, I never thought I’d try my hand at it. I was more than content to read Okay forever (even if he takes 1 googol years to update (bro decided to remaster DS when THE LAST CHAPTER ENDED ON A CLIFFHANGER! WTF!).

Anyway, my friend told me about this writing competition.

Also just a fair warning these tangents are not going to stop. Sorry.

Writing competition. Yeah. No way I was going to enter that raw. Just write a story after not having written for like, 4 years. I needed practice. And, like two galaxies converging to form a bigger, more beautiful, MEGAer galaxy, I was also horny. I needed to practice writing, and I was horny. Hmm. Cafe Cuties 1 was born.

And so was J Muns.

But, as I sit here in rural Japan, unable to write (unwilling, I guess? I’m writing now but it’s a blog so it doesn’t count), I’ve thought a lot about who J Muns is? I have this whole other life outside of this, is J Muns an extension of that? Is he an entirely different being? Does he sound like me? Is he as cute as me?

It’s weird, I’d love to hear what you all think of these monikers we’ve thought up for ourselves so we can publish Chaeyoung, sweaty, plump lips, sucking on a schlong.

I’m still figuring it out. It’s so separate from the guy who lives behind the J Munny name, but the guy behind it spends a lot of time thinking about it. Wondering what my dear friends @dotoliwrites or @azelfty are up to, silently wishing @mysonesecret would take a damn break every once in a while. There’s so many friends I’ve made here, and I can confidently say they are J Muns real friends, but are they mine? Yeah, I think so. To some degree.

What the fuck was I talking about?? Someone didn’t tell me to shut up? Jheeze.

Yeah, sorry idk. Couple of updates. I’m interning in Japan! It’d be cliche to say I’m on my anime training arc, but allow me to make my case.

PC: me btw. I’m no bunn but I think this is pretty cool.

I’m in the absolute boonies, digging trenches, ripping trees from the ground, doing all sorts of crazy things that I’d never have even thought of doing in Canada. It’s part of the reason I haven’t written in so long.

But I do miss it deeply. Writing. I am in no rush to leave this beautiful mountain village, but when I do, I’m gonna fucking write.

So here’s what comes next:

BFH: I’m gonna BFH the hell out of someone when I get back

Cafe Cuties: I miss you, my child.

Champions: Man. The amount of times I’ve deleted my drafts for chapter 2. I’ve said this in the notes, but if I had to recommend one story of mine to read, it’d be this. I think the hardest thing for me is incorporating smut. And I want it to be hot. But also, it’s just really hard. And something I really want to make sure gets done right. I’ve written enough to know some things will never be ‘right’, but I just genuinely think Champions is the coolest shit I’ve ever written, and I want it to be perfect.

Mystery stuff: in the long term, I have a bunch of projects with people you might recognize!

I hope this was interesting enough for you all. I yapped a lot, but I have so many other things writing wise that’s been on my mind.

I must go now, the old Japanese man is calling me. We are going to make beer.