A Slurpee and A Smile

April 2026

Chaewon (my queen)babe

BABE

what the fuck did you bring into our apartment last night

8:20

You (#1 Chaewon Muncher)huh

yunjin gave me a slurpee

idek where she found a 7-11 but it was sooooo good bb

you can finish it if you want ☺️

8:55

Chaewon (my queen)no you idiot

i meant the baby

the LITERAL BABY THAT IS IN THE LIVING ROOM RIGHT NOW

WHAT THE FUCK

9:03

You (#1 Chaewon Muncher)oh ya forgot to tell you about em

isnt the baby sooooo cute

9:10

Chaeweon (my queen)WHY IS THERE A BABY IN OUR HOUSE

9:11

You (#1 Chaewon Muncher)i found it outside

next to the apt entranceeee

and it was cold outside bbgurl

9:13

Chaeweon (my queen)…

10:00

You (#1 Chaewon Muncher)bb r u mad at me

🥺🥺🥺

10:01

Chaeweon (my queen)
hmmmmmmmmmm

-___________________-

10:33

You (#1 Chaewon Muncher)😰😰😰

10:34

Chaeweon (my queen)😡

diaper (30 pack) x 2

baby wipes (50 pack) x 5

baby crib

formula milk 1.65kg x 2

11:02

if you come back home without ANY of these things

you will be the one sleeping outside

got it

11:10

You (#1 Chaewon Muncher)yes chef 🫡

love you bbyyyyyyyyyy

Chaeweon (my queen)smh ur spending too much time with zuha and her weirdo bf

11:13

April 2027

Chaeweon (sexy mommy)darling

need sumthin from saveon?

16:22

You (#1 Baby Daddy)hi luvvie

is oki no need

im playing with hwannie rn 🥰

16:30

omg

omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg

17:10

Chaeweon (sexy mommy)what

dont u dare leave me on read after saying that u lil shit

17:11

You (#1 Baby Daddy)bb look

you attached a video

(hwannie_first_steps.MOV)

17:20

Chaeweon (sexy mommy)awwww

lookit his wobbly legs

thats my hwannie

17:22

wait

how is it fair that you get to see his first steps

i changed most of his diapers

i dealt with his nonstop crying at 3am

wtf this is SO NOT FAIR

T-T

17:30

You (#1 Baby Daddy)aww bbgurl

are you actually crying

could you send me a selfie real quick

👀

17:31

Chaeweon (sexy mommy)wtf

u watch out when i get back

i still have the stupid rock

17:36

You (#1 Baby Daddy)no not the rock pls bby

😖

17:42

you attached a video

(hwannie_happy_laugh.MOV)

hwannie says hi 😚

come back home soon bby

18:00

Chaeweon (sexy mommy)🥰

ur on thin ice babe

ur lucky your brought our pride and joy home

18:30

April 2030

Chaeweon (hot milf)hey babe

this morning meeting is so boring

hows hwannie?

is he making friends

09:02

You (#1 MILF Hunter)hey cutie patootie

hwannie was crying earlier 😢

09:24

Chaeweon (hot milf)WHAT

omg i can talk to him via speaker if that helps

been learning some soothing techniques

09:25

You (#1 MILF Hunter)ohh no need bby

teacher sakura is doing a great job of calming him

09:40

Chaeweon (hot milf)His homeroom teacher?

yunjin told me shes good with kids

09:56

You (#1 MILF Hunter)you attached a video

(hwannie_sakura_hug.MOV)

shes so good at wrangling these brats its crazy

10:30

bby

everything ok?

12:00

Chaeweon (hot milf)baby

am i a bad mom

12:55

You (#1 MILF Hunter)bby where is this coming from

ur like

the best mommy ever

13:00

Chaeweon (hot milf)hwannie never looked that happy when im cuddling him

teacher sakura looks more like a proper mom than i ever would be…

13:01

and i know you think shes hot

mr milf hunter -_________-

13:03

You (#1 MILF Hunter)lmao guilty as charged

but you’re the real milf bby

ur way hotter than teacher sakura believe me

and ur soooo good with hwannie its crazy

he always looks for you when its just us two

13:15

Chaeweon (hot milf)omg he always looks for you too

he playing us against each other

are we raising a brat

there will be no more brats in this household

13:22

You (#1 Bratty Sub)does this mean you need to punish me tonight

🥵🥵🥵

13:23

Chaeweon (hot milf)yep

im using the bad dragon strap tonight

no rock too

lube up darling

😘

13:46

You (#1 Bratty Sub)oh nooooooo

the horrorrr

13:50