Chapter 1 - Teaser

“I wish I had a vacation in Thailand, two days are enough.” I’m lying in my bed as I stare at the ceiling for a moment. All I could do was hope, but since my leave application was rejected, it was now hopeless. I sighed, then slowly closed my eyes.

“Thigh-land? My master’s a naughty boy hyo-hyo-hyo!~” — — —

My thoughts drift on a dream, unaware of what was happening. I smile crazily at my sleep as my body floats in the air. Then in an instant, my body was swallowed by a bright, glittering hole, warping it to another dimension.

“Enjoy your vacation, master hyo-hyo-hyo~ kgghh- oughh! ough! Being a genie isn’t easy. I was forced to laugh comically, and it always choked me up. Enjoy those thighs for two days, master hyo-hyo-hyo~” — — —

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Ocean waves, bright blue sky, and a bright sun. I slowly opened my eyes and was surprised at what my eyes perceived.

“What the–? Wow.” I was supposed to be shocked and confused, but the beauty of the island overrides that feeling. Now I’m amazed at how pretty it is.

I was definitely lying on my bed as I remember, now I’m lying on the beach. I stood up, brushing the sand off me, and I analyzed what the hell is happening?

“I was really on my bed, and now I’m here? What the hell is happening!? Is this a dream? A prank? If this is a prank, then it’s not funny! I have a very important tomorrow!” I screamed to the endless beach, ocean, and coconut trees. There’s no response, not even the slightest reaction from anywhere.

Twit. Twit.

“Goodness– that scared me. COME BACK HERE, AND I’LL COOK YOU, FUCKING BIRD!” The bird flew away. There’s a bird; I’m definitely still on earth. I think I must have gone crazy, thinking that I’ve even been transported to another planet.

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“Wait, if I’m stuck here… it means no work? No boss who yells at you? No coworkers who’ll command you? Yeah!” It might be a blessing, the vacation that I have ever wanted.

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“No food, no drinks, and no beer. This isn’t a vacation, it’s a fucking torture!” My happiness instantly drops when reality hits me.

“Oh my God, I just wanted to have a vacation– kghh– oughhh!” I kicked the white sand beach, but the air suddenly blew so much that it backfired. The sand hit my face and even got into my mouth.

“Shit! My eyes! Fuck!” and some even got to my eyes.

I regained my focus after several minutes of analyzing, suffering, and coughing. I looked around and started walking. It’s all endless. There's a never-ending ocean, unlimited white sands, and a bunch of coconut trees. I wonder how the fuck I will survive if I only have coconuts.

“I'm even scared of heights.” I frowned that even coconuts seemed impossible for me.

I walked and walked and walked, sometimes running since there were flying coconut leaves. Until I found a beach cabin.

“Finally!” I raised both of my hands and jumped with joy. I ran, desperate for help and habitat since the sun was scorching hot.

“At last, shade. Water, I need water.” I went in slowly, looking for signs of life. There might be, no, there must be someone in here. It’s packed with all the necessities to live, there’s water, fruits on the table, there’s a fridge, and girls?

“Holy shi— sorry!”

“Hello, master, we’ve been waiting for you. Welcome to thigh land.” All of them were in sync and bowed their heads.

“Thailand? Wait, I’m in Thailand?” I thought this place was familiar. It has a south east asian vibe.

“No, it’s not Thailand. It’s thigh-land.” The girl said with her eyes smiling like her pretty smile. Oh god, she’s cute. But, huh?

“Huh? Thigh… land? What thigh— oh fuck.” I gulped.

I just noticed that these girls were in the skimpiest shorts a woman can wear. They’re thick, smooth, and meaty. They’re visuals, no joke, too. What the hell is this Thigh-land?

“Hyo-hyo-hyo— oughh! Ough! Fuck I'm always choking.” — — —