PROXY

The phone rings one too many times, and Ryujin is in the middle of scrunching up the paper slip that Chaeryeong handed her earlier that afternoon when she hears your voice.

The sounds of her scrambling for the receiver and her head smacking against the headboard come through in pretty good quality.

That never gets old.

“Stimulating conversations,” you offer smoothly, like it isn’t a euphemism and instead some high-brow intellectual pursuit. “How can I help you?”

Ryujin is speechless for an unbearable five, ten seconds until she lets out the kind of low chuckle that probably sounds better than it looks. “Hi,” she says, “hello, I, uh- I don’t know how all of this works.”

“Why don’t we start with who you’re looking to speak with tonight?” you ask.

Ryujin sighs. She runs a hand through her hair, looking at the messy tangle of clothes on her bedroom floor with mild resentment. She’ll take her chances, figuring a direct approach is the best route when she doesn’t really know where any of the lines get drawn or who is allowed to say what and who isn’t.

“Um. Okay. Who you got?”

“We have a large variety of operators to suit any taste,” you explain kindly. She appreciates that. “Do you have someone specific in mind? A gender perhaps, to start?”

“Well,” Ryujin starts, running her tongue along the edges of her teeth. Lia has this thing she constantly says, that there’s always a thousand and one reasons not to do something, and Ryujin is the first person to make fun of her for it - but here she is, finally putting that adage to use.

“I was actually calling to, um,” she exhales loudly. “A guy? I mean look - girls. Girls are great, but if you - mmm.” She clears her throat. Because she knows how she wants to do this, and it’s most definitely: “A man.”

You wait for a second before replying, and Ryujin allows the stillness to expand over and fill out every corner of her bedroom before a bright, “Alrighty, well,” comes filtering out her phone, tinny but as enticing as ever. “That would be me.”

“Oh.”

“Yeah,” you reply, easy and unhurried. You sound exactly like the kind of person whose company people pay handsomely to be around; the professionalism is undeniable, but there’s something to be said for your tone. The softness to the vowels, the almost imperceptible upward lilt to the words - Ryujin gets that, maybe.

You’re pretty confident in the answer, but you ask anyway, “have you ever done anything like this?”

Ryujin opens her mouth and hesitates for a brief moment.

“Well,” she muses. She’s tried porn, she’s tried her own fantasies, she’s tried cranking up the hot water and touching herself with the head of the shower aimed somewhere she’s told by other girls: it’s there, free of charge. “I haven’t.”

“But you have a boyfriend,” you state. “You have a man, who you enjoy things with?”

Ryujin laughs nervously. “It’s…it’s been a little while. Not recently. Sorry. I know you don’t-”

“No, no, not at all, you’re doing fine, it’s just that you sound very attractive over the phone. Excuse the assumption.”

Ryujin laughs and rakes her fingers through her fringe. She knows it’s a line, but she laughs anyway. She could - if she was looking for the deranged fulfillment of it - pore through a billion comments on instagram, on twitter that call her a lot of things: gorgeous, beautiful, hot. The last comment she read before almost deleting her app entirely was someone who decided to textually imitate a dog barking to a picture Yeji had taken of her in a coffee shop. There’s a novelty, she thinks, in being charmed by someone who has no idea who she is.

“You have good ears then,” she says, smirking into the receiver. “So do you normally do, what, ask questions? I have no idea.”

“Yeah, it helps me build a profile,” you reply, “but if you had something else in mind-”

“No, please, shoot.” She grabs the pillow from behind her back and flops against the mattress, staring up into the ceiling fan.

“Do you feel comfortable sharing your age with me?”

“Twenty,” she answers without missing a beat, even though that isn’t right. It’s weirdly important to her, keeping it private, and she isn’t sure why - but then you say something pleasant and complimentary about college and new experiences that she’s unable to register, and you ask her for her name so quick she just blurts it out:

“Ryujin.”

“Pretty.”

“Fuck,” Ryujin grins, immediately chewing on her knuckle to bite back a gasp. “Sorry. The name is cute or, whatever. Whatever. Sorry for the curse. God, I don’t really have a filter - what about you? Do you have a name, Mr. Operator?”

“I do.”

Ryujin lifts a leg up and puts it down again. She doesn’t know if she should already have taken off her pajamas or if that’s weird. Or if the fact that it doesn’t bother her means this is more or less wholesome. She turns over onto her stomach, humming into the phone and now she doesn’t know why she’s thinking about your face. You could be- well, fuck, you could be anyone, but there’s this gnawing compulsion to put something together.

You tell her your name and she scoffs for a second, before quieting down and returning you a, “pretty.”

“Ryujin, tell me.” There’s probably a slightly too long pause from your end of the line before you get on with asking her, “when was your last orgasm?”

She drops the phone right in her face. It bounces off the bridge of her nose before landing in bedsheets beside her and her eyes are welling with tears while she scrambles blindly across her bed, cursing into the receiver and squirming. She pulls the phone to her ear and catches the last couple seconds of you reassuring her that it’s okay, that it’s completely fine if she’s hung up or gone.

“Actually, I have,” and she curls her fingers into a fist, “never came in my whole life.”

You clear your throat to keep a less than professional sound from coming out. A quiet space she feels necessary to fill: “Not even once.”

“Really?”

“I know. And I’ve only recently realized that’s, uh - er- a pretty un-normal thing.” Ryujin makes a waving motion with her hand even though you can’t see it, trailing off into silence and blushing furiously. “Sorry,” she apologizes. She doesn’t know what she’s apologizing for, but she does it again. “Sorry about that.”

“I should be the one feeling sorry for you,” you rib.

“Fucking tell me about it.”

“Hey, this reminds me, would you be averse to the idea of touching yourself?”

The question stutters Ryujin in her tracks, and she doesn’t even say no but a drawn-out “nngh” leaks out before she can stumble into something more intelligible. “Isn’t that, like, what you’re supposed to do on these calls?”

“Every call is different, Ryujin.”

She chews on her lower lip, rolling it under her front teeth. You say her name like you know her, and it’s throwing her for a loop. The comfort you have with the whole situation - asking her a million questions and not demanding answers, taking cues and reassurances in stride and turning everything into some sort of ploy for getting her naked. Fuck, she’ll take a bit of a plunge:

“ Should I be touching myself?”

“It’s not my place to say.”

“Okay, well that’s kind of a frustrating answer.”

“So you’re saying you like being told what to do,” you tell her, and you hear the sharp inhale in reply.

“If I knew what I liked, you think I’d be calling a sex hotline and hoping some stranger might take pity on me?”

You laugh out loud, and her response is the quickest, the cutest little, “seriously!” before she chuckles too.