No idea what genre this is, just had the idea for it and it was too funny not to post
Sun, Apr 21 at 23:20
Oh, i see you’re posting him on your story again
Give it a rest, Giselle
We all know you’re just the Tuesday night backup
And yet, here you are
Watching my stories like it’s your full time job
If i’m the backup
why does he keep calling me after he leaves your place?
Clearly, the “main event” isn’t keeping him satisfied
He calls you because he knows you’ll pick up
It’s charity work at this point
I’m the only he actually takes out in daylight
You’re just a late night habit he’s trying to quit
Daylight?, you mean those awkward coffee dates
where he spends the whole time texting me under the table?
Please. He told me everything, Karina
Every boring detail
Including how much he missed having someone
who actually knows what they’re doing in bed
That’s funny, because when he was with me last night
Your name didn’t come up once
Though, he did mention he was looking for something
“new and fresh”
I guess that explains why he’s still orbiting me
while you’re stuck replaying the same tired moves
from six months ago
Last night?
Sweetie
He was with me until 2 AM
Check your timeline before you try to flex
You’re fighting for a man who treats you like a placeholder
I’ve been there, done that
And quite literally bought him the t-shirt he left at my house
Do you want it back?
It smells like regret
Keep the shirt, bitch
You clearly need the souvenir more than i do
I don’t need leftovers to feel validated
You’re so obsessed with the fact that you had him first
That you can’t see i’m the one who has him now
You “have” him?
You’re sharing him
The only difference is i’m honest about it
And you’re delusional
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