Careful What You Wish For

“Babe!” you call over your shoulder. “Did you use my phone to sign up for something?”

“What?” IU calls back from the bathroom.

You furrow your brows at your phone. “The fuck is going on…” you mumble under your breath, trying to figure out why every letter you type into your phone turns into the same word.

IU strolls back into the bedroom wearing a pair of lacy, black underwear and two straps lining her tits horizontally, squishing them together. “What were you saying?” she asks while she reaches up over her head and slips on a pair of cat ears.

“I don’t know, just my stupid ass phone acting weird. I’m switching to iOS next year, I swear,” you sigh, placing it aside and finally looking up to admire IU’s fit. “Nice tits.”

“Thanks, nice cock,” IU replies casually.

Even though the exchange feels natural, there’s something off about her. Like, she has a weird glowy effect around her. You blink a couple of times, but sure enough the effect stays – it’s almost like a puddle made of rainbows. It’s faint, but it’s there.

“Be a doll and help this kitty with the last piece?”

“Absolutely,” you sit up and give your head a quick shake, ignoring the strangeness as you take the plug from her hand. “Gosh, I always forget how soft it is.”

“Can you rub my tail on your face after you put it in my butt, maybe?” IU laughs as she turns around and bends over at the hips. She looks back over her shoulder, reaching with one hand to spread her cheek, flashing her tight asshole at you.

While it’s not exactly what she’s waiting for, you can’t stop yourself from leaning in with your mouth open. You squeeze your face between her cheeks and plant your lips around her asshole, flicking your tongue up and down playfully.

“That kinda tickles,” IU giggles, letting go of her cheek so that her ass squishes down on your face.

You give her a kiss before leaning back and spanking her softly. “It’s a shame you’re denying me of my dreams and wishes.”

“So dramatic,” IU bursts out laughing. “I’ll let you eat my ass tomorrow, I promise, but I can’t be a kitty without a tail!”

“You have a good point,” you carefully spread her apart and bring the little metal plug up to her asshole. “And I really do adore fucking this cute little kitty of mine.”

“Oh yeah?” she starts swaying her hips back and forth in front of you. “You like fucking this kitty?”

You bring your palm to her ass again, noticeably harder this time. “Can my kitty sit still for a second?”

“Only if you promise to fuck this kitty as hard as you can,” IU teases, finally stopping and reaching back with both hands.

“This kitty won’t know what hit her,” you line the plug up with her now-slightly-moist asshole and start pressing.

She lets out a tiny whimper as the metal stretches her asshole open, gasping as you press the plug to the thickest section. She waits as you hold it there for a moment, admiring the way her body molds to it.

“Don’t tease,” she whines, trying to push her ass backwards onto you. “I’m not some prize to be toyed with.”

“Well, fortune–” you stop mid-word as the plug launches forward, slipping all the way in. “Fortunately for you, I’m quite the gentleman.”

“Oh you fucking idiot,” IU spins around nervously.

“What?” you ask, confused, only to discover this confusion is nothing compared to what is about to happen.

Next to IU, a little spark lights the room, and suddenly another girl appears. She’s slim with long brunette hair flowing down her body, and she’s completely nude – other than a cat ear headband.

“What the fuck?!” you shout as the girl turns around. “You’re… Anna?”

“I’m also naked, apparently,” she says calmly, looking down at her body. “Hello, nice to meet you.”

Suddenly, IU kicks you in the shin. “You have no idea how fucking lucky you just got,” she snaps at you. “But now what? You were supposed to fuck your kitty, remember?”

“Oh, I’m also kind of a kitty!” Anna adds cheerily, pointing at her cat ears. “Your fit is way cuter though, love the tail.”

“Thanks sweetheart,” IU smiles warmly at the younger girl. “It’s not your fault, by the way. This idiot just kinda ruined the moment.”

“Okay wait, how did I ruin the moment?” you cross your arms in protest. “I don’t even know what I did, somehow Anna just appeared out of nowhere. Are we just ignoring the fact that she literally just spawned in? Like, what the fuck?”

“And I’m naked!” Anna laughs.

“Yes, yes, you are naked,” IU also chuckles before glaring at you. “So, what do you have to say for yourself? You risked me at the Shrine just like that, without even thinking twice. I will say though, I’m a bit surprised you didn’t go for her bandmate. You’ve been talking about Sooin nonstop lately.”

“Babe, what the fuck are you talking about?” you stammer, eyes darting between the two naked girls. “I mean yeah, even though Anna is incredibly pretty, I love Sooin. But what is this Shrine you’re talking about?”

“Oh fuck you!” IU shouts before a bright flash lights up the bedroom.

You blink rapidly a few times before opening your eyes slowly. IU is gone, and she is replaced by none other than Sooin.

Anna and Sooin are both standing in your bedroom, wearing absolutely nothing other than matching cat ear headbands – like, nothing nothing.

“Hello,” Sooin bows respectfully.

You stare at her, feeling like your mind is about to explode.

Sooin glances over at Anna, taking a moment to admire her nude body, before turning back towards you. “Shrine treating you well today? Great, shall we start?”

What did she just say? Literally none of this makes any sense, but why is she also talking about a Shrine? More importantly, where the fuck is IU? Are these two even real? Are you awake?

“Alright lucky guy, you can stop gawking at our bodies,” Sooin chuckles. “I believe we’re here to have sex. Let's not wait too long.”

What?

No.

Surely you misheard.

Then again… they are naked afterall…

“I don’t know if I can do that…” Anna mumbles shyly.

“Oh come on,” Sooin takes her hand. “We’ve kissed before, we can at least start with that.”

“Alright but that’s different,” Anna protests, glancing over at you. “First of all, we weren’t naked, and second of all, there wasn’t a naked guy watching us! This is not the same situation at all.”

“I mean, I’ve kissed you, and I’ve seen you naked,” Sooin shrugs. “So what if it’s at the same time.”