Appointment for Office Hour

Professor An

Dear Professor An, I hope this message finds you well. My name is (your name) and I am one of your students in your Pocanomics class: FP101: Principles of Photocards and Shrine. I am writing this message to request a meeting for a potential Office Hour: The Final Grade of the class was released last week and I unfortunately fell .5 Pt short from the Passing Grade… I’ve attended every single lecture and genuinely paid attention to the content T_T, could you please give me a chance? I am willing to write a paper/do a mini project to pass the class, please… many thanks. - (Your Name)

Hi, first of all, how did you get my number?

Hi Professor An, you wrote it on the board in the first lecture and told us to reach out to you via Message if you don’t see our emails… and it’s been 72 Hours since I sent you one.

Right, I did say that. Maybe.

I saw your Email… very… underwhelming performance from your Final Project…

Please give me a chance! I am actually better than I performed! It… it was an accident in the Final Project!

This? You wasted a Q8 Rare to Health? Poor skills…

It was supposed to be a ~98% chance of success! I just got unlucky… please! Statistically speaking, there is one out of fifty students that’s gonna get it wrong anyway, it just turned out to be me!

That’s not an excuse, Luck is part of ur skill.

Huh? This? How many times did I tell yall? Same quality but different idol offering only offers 33% of failure reduction! How dare you?! How dare you just dump your Q10 Uncommon and gamble?! Pocacomics is about MIN-MAXING!!!!! Not gambling!!!!

Ahem, sorry for the caps, I got a bit… emotional

And this?! Prof. An is very, very disappointed… And it’s the main reason why I failed your Final Project… You had that blessed Shrine of Beauty offering and you got a Q10 Rare of ME! A Q10 RARE!!! Of An Yujin! Do you know how valuable that is? It counts as 2 copies at the very least, if you offered it to Health for a Epic!

And you just…. T_T dumped it like this… You made me so sad, HAIYA…you could’ve just give it to me…

That would’ve be conflict of interest and bribery, Professor An.

Hey! Weren’t you the one asking me to pass your class?

You are right, Prof. An… I am embarrassed at my performance as you pointed out. But still, I need this class to continue pursuing my degree in Pocanomics! I am begging you… I’ll do anything T_T

Prove that you truly cared about this class. Now.

I really did! Look at how just offered my Rare IU 003 for a 66% Failure reduction, and immediately went for *YOUR* photocard! I believe that’s an excellent evidence that demonstrated my…

Professor An is typing……

Sorry, please go ahead.

I don’t need to know about that. But if you can give an answer to ONE question that I’ve always had in mind, I may considering offer you something to do to make up for your poor performance.

Yes, Professor An, Yes! Any question! I’ll reply you within 3 seconds, without hesitation.Ok, be prepared, it can be hard.

Come on, can it be potentially harder than that fucking Final Project?

Ah shoot, I am so sorry, I totally forgot pressing Enter would send out the message. I deeply apologize for the misuse of the word…

Sigh… you’re a really naught student.

So here comes the question:

Apparently, I hear rumors in the class that a group of students really enjoyed calling me NOT by my name, but by “Mommy”. That’s a bit… suspicious, if you will. Give me some information on who those people might be, and what’s their motivation behind this weird title…

Be honest, I can tell if you’re lying.

It was me…I apologize. But you asked for an honest answer so I give you an honest answer.

What? What the hell?

Defend yourself before I report you to the Student Affairs Office.

I… I just can’t! How… how I am supposed to focus on the class material itself when there’s a charming woman like yourself standing in front of me?

Was that the reason why you always sat at the front row?

No.

I sat at the front row because I have poor eyesight.

You are being VERY honest…

I AM.

So let me get this straight: you messed up the class, messed up the basic theory of Pocanomics, messed up the Final Project and you’re saying it is because of me.

Yes.

I mean, No.

Is that your final excuse? That your professor is too distracting? Hmm? Boy… that is too weak!

…Why do I feel like you’re enjoying this, Professor An?

Huh? You’re not calling me mommy now? Well maybe a little? But it is not the first time my students blame the loss of their GPA on me :p

Well then… I shall confess…

Go ahead! Let me see if you’ve got some new words that I haven’t heard before.

Professor… You were standing there acting like you had no idea what you did to me? But how could I focus on that simple Definition of a Photocard when I was busy looking at you in that effortless vibe? How can I Min-Max my Shrine offerings when my heart is hammering each time you approach my desk to check? Hell, if I was not blinded by that An Yujin 007 Photocard and wanted more cards to gamble, I wouldn’t even risk offering that Yujin Q10 to Fortune… It just failed unfortunately…T_T

Please… if you give me a second chance, I’ll do anything for a redemption.

After all those nonsense, you’re still asking for a second chance? Where your shame?